| 2005-10: triple blade razor (tooth marks in blades, nothing digested) | |
| 2005-12: 3/4 box of chocalates (chocolately vomit and discomfort ensued) | |
| 2006-01: Several peppermint patties & chocolates with wrappers (somehow removed from a decorative glass tree) | |
| 2006-01: AA battery (tooth had pierced the shell, unknown if contents were swallowed) | |
| 2005-12: Toothbrush, hairbush of Dan Francke (and many other assorted plastic items over the years) | |
| 2006-1pack of trident gum | |
| 2006-1 entire package of chips ahoy cookies pulled off table by pulling on tablecloth | |
| 2006-02: Toothpaste. |